What's the best thing you did for your girl?

Some of the responses from HB members.

Calborn-Forgot her ass,Fucked her sister
ADiKt-give her dis dick
Corkscrew-whooped her ass
PR3TTYnihkee-Lent that bitch rent money.
Which she desperately needed at the time.
And then took 6 + months to pay me back.
What a dumb whore.
teov-broke up
AfrocentricPatrick-missed her jaw and put a hole in the wall
Helgen-5 orgasms and a squirt in one session

MY FAVORITE ONE OF ALL

typoerror-allow her life to continue

Most of em were more than likely jokes but funny as hell,thanks for the laughs guys.
Hope you don't mind me posting this.